Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Non-Jews are for practice
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We talked him into tasing himself.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i think im in europe. pls send help
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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