Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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