sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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