I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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