She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
