How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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