okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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