are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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