The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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