Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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