porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
