Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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