I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Your penis caused this!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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