I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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