You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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