dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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