In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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