recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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