ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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