it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
