I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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