i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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