Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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