at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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