She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We are two peas in an std pod
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
