I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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