there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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