did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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