She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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