its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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