New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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