She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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