Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Two words: nipple clamps
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