So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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