im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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