Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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