He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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