im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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