i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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