You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
