have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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