She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i now understand why vodka
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