She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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