1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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