ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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