Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
false alarm. still invincible.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
