their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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