i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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