what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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