I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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