wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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