is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Randomize
