i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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