On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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