Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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