Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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